There's a newly renovated bathroom at work that doesn't have a sign on it yet. I was peeing when I realized that it was a men's room. I almost made it out without anyone noticing, but as I was heading toward the door (after quickly washing my hands), two guys walked in. D'oh! The two women outside the door doubled over in laughter when I came out ( Read more... )

It annoys me when people refer to a sports team in the first person plural. Especially when the person is not a big fan. Example from Saturday: "Who are we playing tomorrow?" I'm sorry, but you are not on the Patriots. If you were on the Patriots, you would know who we were playing.

Clearly, I am not a very big Patriots fan because I don't care at ( Read more... )